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A Fool's Quarrel

"You know I've hated you since the day we met!" I screamed. "Oh, really? I’m surprised you remember when that was, considering you’re somewhat of a hag now!" He shrieked back. "Oh! You think I'm old! You barely leave the bed until the afternoon!" "And you barely stay there!" He retorted, "Is it not enough to just be!" "With you?" I laughed, "Not in a million years!" Our argument only snowballed while we left the couples counsellor in awe of how to proceed. I wonder when she'll figure out we met on the street today, simply bored and alone on valentines.



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