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Buyer Beware

The ad made it sound like a great idea – a fresh start for the new year.


"Stuck in a rut? Life got you down?

Run faster, last longer, get the attention you deserve!

Become a Centaur, with BodyMorph's patented technology!

Wise or Wild, the choice is YOURS!"


Now I have to walk everywhere because I don't fit in the car. I'm tired from standing up all day at work. The local kids keep trying to ride me. I'm hung like a horse, but girls just want to brush me.


Take my advice: when someone suggests you pony up, just say no!

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