I’m haunted by a man I’ve never met. Haunted by his pets. It never mentioned this in the advert at the estate agents. Where were they when I viewed the property? The survey never came up with anything! Who keeps pigeons nowadays anyway?
Another game of pigeon boomerang. Where shall I take them this time? They came rightback from Blackpool and they returned with haste from Kent. I wish I could rehome them butthe clue’s in the name. After all they’re not called rehoming pigeons. Maybe a trip toScotland will earn me a few days peace.“ Coo... Coo...”
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