The Secret of Santa Explained
The aliens spoke to us as if we were children! How irritating. Enough is enough! Spend ten minutes with them and you wished they would just leave. We don’t need their “patient” attitude – explaining everything twice – as if we were too stupid to get it the first time! Who do they think they are? Did I mention how irritating they were?
And it was all one way – never listening to us – pointing out every fault, mistake, blunder . . . this was wrong, that was foolish . . . Santa Claus only existed in our minds. With my five-year-old right there!