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“It’s time for a new me,” I declare. It has indeed been far too long since I last transferred my conscience into a newer Human model. My current robot is in a horrendous state, one arm twisted on backwards, the eyes refusing to blink, scratched like a car that’s been keyed a hundred times over. I close my eyes as I await the upload of my soul itself into the database. Soon enough, I will be downloaded into a brand new body, living life to the fullest again. A fantastic late Christmas gift - just in time to celebrate the New Year.