WANTED: Santa Claus
Known aliases: Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Saint Nicholas, Papa Noe(ë)l, Weihnachtsmann, Grandfather Frost, Babbo Natale
Age: unknown. Height: tall. Weight: excessive.
Beard: full, white. Apparel: ostentatious, red.
Catch phrase: “Ho Ho Ho”.
Wanted for various misdemeanours
Breaking international speed limits
Entering controlled airspace without permission
Smuggling goods and customs violations
Breaking and entering
Impersonating a saint
Do not approach.
Do not accept bribes or “gifts”.
Children of the household likely to be targeted.
Do not be taken in. He is not your father.