WANTED: Santa Claus

Known aliases: Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Saint Nicholas, Papa Noe(ë)l, Weihnachtsmann, Grandfather Frost, Babbo Natale

Age: unknown. Height: tall. Weight: excessive.

Beard: full, white. Apparel: ostentatious, red.

Catch phrase: “Ho Ho Ho”.

Wanted for various misdemeanours

Breaking international speed limits

Entering controlled airspace without permission

Smuggling goods and customs violations

Breaking and entering

Impersonating a saint

Do not approach.

Do not accept bribes or “gifts”.

Children of the household likely to be targeted.

Do not be taken in. He is not your father.

Contact the home office via our online portal

www.gov.uk/whoisthatsecretsanta/catchthatscamp

Reward to be negotiated.