WANTED: Santa Claus

Known aliases: Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Saint Nicholas, Papa Noe(ë)l, Weihnachtsmann, Grandfather Frost, Babbo Natale

Age: unknown. Height: tall. Weight: excessive.

Beard: full, white. Apparel: ostentatious, red.

Catch phrase: “Ho Ho Ho”.

Wanted for various misdemeanours

Breaking international speed limits

Entering controlled airspace without permission

Smuggling goods and customs violations

Breaking and entering

Impersonating a saint

Do not approach.

Do not accept bribes or “gifts”.

Children of the household likely to be targeted.

Do not be taken in. He is not your father.