WANTED: Santa Claus
Known aliases: Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Saint Nicholas, Papa Noe(ë)l, Weihnachtsmann, Grandfather Frost, Babbo Natale
Age: unknown. Height: tall. Weight: excessive.
Beard: full, white. Apparel: ostentatious, red.
Catch phrase: “Ho Ho Ho”.
Wanted for various misdemeanours
Breaking international speed limits
Entering controlled airspace without permission
Smuggling goods and customs violations
Breaking and entering
Impersonating a saint
Do not approach.
Do not accept bribes or “gifts”.
Children of the household likely to be targeted.
Do not be taken in. He is not your father.
Contact the home office via our online portal
www.gov.uk/whoisthatsecretsanta/catchthatscamp
Reward to be negotiated.